FUNNY SMS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...

After Marriage
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

Koi khat nahi, koi khabar
Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi, aapko shayad rishte ki kadr nahi,hum to aapko yaad karte hai har sans ke sath, shayad aapko hamari sanson ki koi fikr nahi
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
If u want SUCCESS in life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.