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| Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions |
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| Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. |
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| College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing |
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| Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together |
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| Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caughtt |
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| Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage. |
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| Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip |
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| Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills |
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| Experience: The name men give to their mistakes |
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| Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's |
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| Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. |
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| Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife |
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| Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY |
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| Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound. |
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| Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight |
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