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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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| Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. |
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| Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. |
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels." |
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
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| A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. |
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| Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same. |
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| May our children be blessed with rich parents |
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| May you grow old on one pillow. |
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| I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield |
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| Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton |
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| All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron |
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| I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann |
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| The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake |
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| Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson |
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