Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
  Friend: why?
  Sardar: Got upper berth.
  Friend: why didn't u exchange?
  Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
     Do you know what the business was?
     He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again had twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19.THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR PEOPLE ABOVE 18...

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Sardar standing below a tube light with an open mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Tonight's dinner should be light"

Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!